Bad Day @ your Office

Having a bad day at the office??… Check the link below

http://glumbert.com/media/baddayoffice

Thanks to Faisal’s blog from where I got this amazing video!

Sense of Modesty

How many times I have experienced running into people with no sense of modesty. It seems as if we don’t even know what is the meaning of it? We claim that we are extremely pious; we read the Holy book everyday, but how many of us have actually sat down and understood it?

The other day I and a few friends were talking about a colleague, his social sense and ego. This guy has said many famous lines, which one finds it hard to restrain from its enjoyment. During the first year of university the guy comes up and introduces himself and all of a sudden says if we haven’t understood his name correctly then we should consult the student list and that his name is right on the top.

This seems to be pretty ok. The guy must have worked really hard to get there but the next incident is hard to miss out. When he was working in company, he was told to speak and express himself on any topic. Philosophy, was chosen and the first words uttered were “there is a very famous quote by myself: always busy = very good and never time = excellent”. Who has ever mentioned that his quote is very famous at the age of 22. He is fucking 3 or what?

Similarly there have been many incidents when the other person after being contacted thinks himself to be flying high up in the sky, not willing to admit his mistakes and just wanting to run down the other person in order to show his greatness. Once again I was at boat basin waiting for my dinner. We over heard this bunch of guys sitting right next to us. There was this hefty guy sitting with 3 slightly built boys. He seemed to be their senior and the way the guy was praising himself was like an ignorant fool. This guy was trying to show off just because he had the guts to misbehave with his teachers.

I am sure we all come across such naïve people, but they all claim to have read the holy book and yet indulge in an activity which is not preferred. I have mentioned the reading the Quran why? becauase we all blame islam and insist that we are the way we are because of it. Why is this concept of just reading without understanding in our society? And this not only implies to our Holy book, but also it is sad to say our SSC and HSC education systems as well. To be a victim is one thing but promoting such an act unendurable.

Political Juvenility

Like I had mentioned in my previous post, that it is a wait and see situation regarding the reactions from the politicians on Mushy handing over his COAS post. Today while going through “The Daily Times” I can’t help but have a hearty laugh on the comments of some of our beloved political leaders and their chumchas(suck ups). Take a look here yourself here. Some of the comments are

“It is good that musharraf has doffed his uniform but that is what we wanted”

“Finally we are successful in making Musharraf taking off his uniform”

And the best one

“No other political leader forced Musharraf to doff his uniform, even after trying for the past many years but when Madam Benazir came she accomplished it in just a month’s time what no one could do”

I also remember the shameful moment when the people of the parliament were to take oath sometime in early 2000, the head of the parliament was telling everyone pick their right hand up and call their names and take the oath and that is what everyone did they picked up their right hand and said “called their names” and started with reading their oath. Such a shameful act literally is embarrassing for us. From where have they educated themselves to be called politicians? Thankfully that event was corrected by the head of the parliament.

Twins ?

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks, “Are they twins?”

The woman says, “NO!!! , He’s 9 and She’s 5. Why? Do you think they look alike?”

“No”, he replies, “I just can’t believe you got fucked twice”!

Meera

Judge to Meera: “Aap ko kab ye ahsas hua ke aap ka rape hua hai?“

Meera: “Jab cheque bounce hua!“